And who left you in charge??

That is the question of the day! I guess at the moment I am not feeling quite like a Responsible Adult. So far I have let them eat whatever they want, and do whatever they want, and say whatever they want just to keep the peace around here. One bright shining moment was when I was getting the sensor for the Wii down from places up high....Ryann came running over to keep me from falling off the piano bench. I recreated the moment to record it for your viewing pleasure...please don't go around thinking that I have a camera attached to me(although I believe that my dad thinks I do).

Wax on....Wax off

I loved the 80's and I love sharing all the favorite things I enjoyed when I was a YOUNG kid in the 80's. Right now we are enjoying having a flashback movie marathon. Gotta love Mr. Miyagi, who teaches young Daniel karate by making him do menial labor :P That is a man after my own heart! The next time I hear a complaint from the children about doing chores, I am going to inform them that I am secretly teaching them Karate....so they can kick some butt in the future.

I ♥ Al Capone and Willie Nelson....

Why? You ask.....Well simply put it all has to do with stupid taxes and I want to evade them...LOL. Since the hubby got audited I am terrified of them....even when I am due the 'refund'. Taxes suck and it is nice to get money back, but the paperwork involved (and trust me...you should KEEP everything) is ridiculous. So, with all that said I e-filed my taxes last night, and woke up to an email saying that they were rejected! WHAT?! I guess in the process of making sure I got every stupid deduction that I was allowed to take, I made some small numerical errors. Big brother knows how to look out for me though...they knew that I had messed up the routing number to have the refund deposited to my account, and they knew I was totally making up Ryann's SSN. I guess I am glad that they keep such good tabs on us or else my refund could have landed in someone else's lap. That must be how they are able to figure out that they have overpaid someone by 1 million dollars....hahahaha.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. ~ Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? ~ Peg Bracken

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. ~ Will Rogers

Running with Scissors is DANGEROUS!

....and so is managing my life! I have figured out that I should be a worker ant....not queen, not nurse, not....ummm well I don't know much about ants....Damn Bugs Life! I am happy to just follow the routine, and like the famous movie depicts, I am basically screwed when the leaf drops in front of the worker ant! I HATE things messing with my routine/schedule. Not that it is very demanding, but still I have a set pattern I like to follow and when it is out of balance....all hell can and will break loose! I have kinda found a little niche in my work career...bahahahaha people who know where I work....feel free to laugh at that comment! The Boss has given me sewing duties, and I have found that I could have worked nicely in a factory setting. Churning out the same boring thing over and over again! Yep, I am totally factory worker material. I could have had a career as Inspector number 8 for Fruit of The Loom and been completely happy! Sad huh? But as with anything I have done in life, I take it to the EXTREME! So there I was today in my own little world sewing my boring little rectangles working away the hours.....and I forgot my son! Well he forgot that he had piano after school, so he rode the bus home anyway. Could I claim dedication to my job?? I am so dedicated that unlike other mothers who tell their employers that they have this and they have that and they need this day off and blah, blah, blah....I actually forget my kids needs and keep working the job. BAD MOM! BAD, BAD! Oh well....like I have stated before I am saving up for the therapy bills...I know I am gonna have them!

Sh*t my kids ruined

Yep...that is the official name of the book! And I thought I was the only one raising a hellion! NO....this book now makes me think I have an angel living with me (at the moment she is sleeping...so I can safely call her that.) Seriously I can now see that when put into perspective I don't have it all that bad. :) The funniest quote out of the book: "I have a great way to child-proof your house. If you are a woman, get your tubes tied. Problem solved!" The book has photo evidence of the offenses that the child or children (yes I am glad I don't have twins) ruined. A-Z. Absolutely hilarious, and I can relate to many of the pictures. My next book to read....Sh*t my dad says.....yep I bet I can relate to this book too!

I'm a T-Shirt kind of girl :)

I love a good T-shirt saying/slogan/slam! My first really Awesome T-shirt was for Christmas and on it was: "Three wise men....Yeah right" I love getting my point across and I have no problem making sure EVERYone around me knows exactly where I stand. Some people are known for wearing their hearts on their sleeves....not this girl! I wear my sarcasm on my T-shirt. Some of my really great ones at the moment are

1. Blame my parents ( I had numerous comments about this one)

2. I am suffering from cruel and unusual employment....funny on so many levels for me since my bosses are my parents and of course my brother thinks he is the Lord God over the whole operation.

3. I am just a freaking ray of sunshine...aren't I!

Next thing you'll know I'll be drinking beer and burping! Oh Well....I guess it could be worse....I could have a bumper sticker problem!

My hour at work so far....

Sit at desk
Turn on computer
Call dad(boss) on phone to tell him about my Mexican Standoff with Ryann this morning
He said I was mean :(
Ryann went to Daycare hungry
Read some news tidbit about boy who collapsed and died after winning 20-0 HS games :(
Hate the News
Visited FB :) I'm nosey...sorry
Posted an update about M&M's.....yup, I'm bored and it was only 20 min. into 'work'.
Called mom...she was headed back to bed....wished it was me :(
Farmed on FB :)....still bored.
Twirled in my chair a few times :)
Checked out the Blog and realized it has been neglected for a few days :(
Updated blog :)
Now just 7 hours to go :(